Just because we're friends on facebook, doesn't mean we're friends in real life

Girl to friend: "I mean, he poked me on facebook AND send me a message. He doesn't even usually add people as friends, so he must really have a thing for me."

overheard by Valerie Vogan outside Holden Hall

He's got a great personality

Girl to Friends: "I mean he's really nice but his penis is soo small."

Overheard by Allison Zolad outside Williams Hall

Murder maybe?

Guy to friend: "Yeah, I totally stabbed my cousin."

overheard by Heidi Bombrisk at McDonel Cafeteria

He'll be paying medical bills for years.

guy on bus: "soo im really allergic to cigarettes... but im also really addicted to them"

same guy on bus to his girl friend: "did you ever go to olin to take care of that problem?"

overheard by Sam Smith

It's okay, Bush waved to him.

Girl on bus: "OMG, i'm going to get to meet stevie wonders. I'm going to look SO cute."

overheard by Lindsay O'Steen

So that's what that mystery smell was...

Girl jogger to guy jogger: "I hate it because I wear my jeans for like 7 days in a row and they just start getting comfortable then I have to wash them because they smell!"

overheard by Lia Krantz

I'm pro-life!

male ticket checker: "no i dont swallow. oh my god dead babies on my teeth."


overheard by Jordan Schwass at Holmes caf

I've got standards you know

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coo coo kachoo!

guy 1: "he looked like one of those things, with the fangs and the noise."
guy 2: "a mallrat?"
guy 1: "yeah! no, wait, a walrus."

-overheard by mo outside hubbard